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901. "What nationality is that flag?" Karl, 2/27/07 902. "It's so cold, it's like the fat person's Nirvana." Brent - February, 2007 903. "I was relaxed as a feather." Johnnay, 3/14/07 904. "We got three white boys who want some pizza … how do we do that?" Matt talking on the taxi drivers's CB. 6-16-07 " 905. "Chef Boyardee … what is?" Matt still talking on the CB - 6-16-07 " 906. "Dude, you don't even know how much I cared about Rachel." "Yeah, so much, that you were willing to share her with everybody." Matt and Karl 6-15-07 " 907. "Hey Big Oren, where's the chicken?" Matt asking a stranger on the street where he could find some food at 2:00 in the morning. 908. "I wonder what the cock life is on a jar of vaseline ..." Andy, 2-5-08 909. "You know what's funny about butts?" "You have a clown's face painted on yours?" Kimmy and Brandon, 3-15-08 910. "Did you buy that outfit or rent it?" "Actually, she beat up a leprechaun for it." Kimmy and Kurt, 3-15-08 911. "I want to bang her mouth until the back of her head bleeds!" Anonymous 912. " My wife grew up in the city ... she's white." Matt 2-7-09 913. "You don't look as bad as Dean." Matt - 2-7-09 914. " What's your second favorite Vodka?" "A smaller bottle of Grey Goose." Karl and Matt - 2-7-09 915. "With a nose like that, you should be sniffing luggage down at the airport." Ray - 2-14-09 916. You know why you're so short? Because God hates you! Brandon - 3-29-09 917. "I'm usually tired on Mondays that follow weekends." - Karl - 5-18-09 918. "It's like a bear dressed in a lamb-suit!" Sue - 8-9-09 919. "If I'm contemplaced, I take a laxative!" Michelle (Ryk's sister). 920. “Art is more than pixilated asses.” Ryk - 1-14-10 921. "Being sick is no fun, being dead is even worse." – Will 922. "It was working fine until we fixed it." – Will 923. "I excel at stupid." – Will 924. "You don’t give a dog cigars!!! But beer is fine." – Rick 925. "Air is for the weak." – Rick 926. "I’ll have clean cancer hands!" – Matt K. 927. "Can’t stand this silly hear of fights! Er… fear of heights!" – Rick 928. "Apathy? Eh, what’s the point." – Rick 929. "Ken is like a bucket, he’s a container that holds beer." – Rick 930. "This whole integrity thing… you have to let it go." – Rick 940. "If clams had assholes, that's what that girls p***y would smell like." Brandon - 6-12-2010. 941. "I bet you a shot of Jager that the song Gasoline is not on that Love Seed album!" Kurt betting Pete, the guitarist of Love Seed, that a song his band does is not on his band's album. June 12, 2010
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