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| Biography of Grieb | 500. "I have clout
at this bar!" "You got the clap at this bar?" "Not
yet, but I hope to get it tonight." Karl and Steve 1/6/02
501. "Debbie, you look like Little Red Robin Hood!" Kathy 1/7/02 502. "If you lose weight, it'll make your teeth look big." Kathy 1/16/02 503. "He died posthummusly." Kathy 1/17/02 504. "Fonzie married her, and she had a wife." Sue 1/18/02 505. "Since I'm not allowed to drink here, I'm just gonna take off my clothes." Kevin 1/19/02 506. "That's when I got rid of my smart teeth." Sue 1/21/02 507. "What are you, Pocahantis looking for an airplane?" Denise 1/22/02 508. "Are they twins?" "No, one is older than the other." Karl and Sheri " 2/2/02 509. "I have to get my yearly annual." Sue 2/2/02 510. "Is Fat Tuesday next Wednesday?" Danielle 2/1/02 511. "This hockey rink is so crowded, it's like a rain forest." Rich 2/2/02 512. "Well, Joe, when it's not good, it's not good." Deb 2/5/02 513. "I'm so tired, I can't keep my head open." Sue 2/10/02 514. "Get on the grass, you flat-footed freak!" Deb 515. "Buster Grimes, isn't he a rap star?" Denise 2/15/02 516. "Are you gonna add the article hearts...I mean artichoke hearts?" Karl 2/14/02 517. "I miss being without you!" Sue 2/17/02 518. "I'd rather watch it on T.V. I like to hear the commentation." Mark 2/17/02 519. "Deb has an entourage of coats." Kathy 2/22/02 520. "Karl, you do still have a mailbox, don't you?" "Nah, just throw the tickets on my front lawn, I'll find them." Styk and Karl 2/22/02 521. "I'll be done as soon as Karl starts crapping." Kathy McCullough. 2/21/02 522. "I don't think I like the Atkinson's Diet." Mark 3/2/02 523. "I got married tomorrow." Kathy 3/15/02 524. "I need to get the closet for the keys." Luanne 3/15/02 525. "Aces to us!" Danielle 3/17/02 526. "Look who's talkin', Mr. Knuckle Nuts!" Styk 3/17/02 527. "This is a toilet of wood." Lisa 3/23/02 528. "I'd rather be strapped under a bus wire." Lisa 3/23/02 529. "I used to play the cigar." Sue 3/23/02 530. "I was comma-tose." Sue 3/23/02 531. "Just watch her play the electric bloom." Karl 3/23/02 532. "Hey, do you wanna see my semi-colon." Lisa 3/23/02 533. "Your pans have way too many rules." Sue 3/23/02 534. "I shit-shined it." Karl 3/23/02 535. "I normally don't like meat with my sausage." Elaine 3/23/02 536. "Would you like some potato chips for your taco salad?" Lisa 3/23/02 537. "Use your feet whenever you can, that's my motto." Debbie 3/26/02 538. "Denise is all that...and a bag of beans!" Kathy 3/26/02 539. "That will voil ebentually." Karl 4/3/02 540. "That is too many stuff." Sue 4/3/02 541. "What band is that, the Squammies?" Lisa 4/6/02 542. "It's a droppy sponge." Lisa 4/6/02 543. "It's time to have another Grieb party!" "Did you say Greek party?" "Yeah, I think he did say Green party." Karl, Brandon, and Sue 4/5/02 544. "Sue, don't use your teeth." "My mom still has her full set of choppers!" Brandon and Sue 4/5/02 545. "I'm not very good at surprise etiquette." Rich Brown 4/12/02 546. "Sunburn dreams and caviar wishes." Deb 4/18/02 547. "John is like social tofu." Mike Kersnick 4/17/02 548. "A beef and beer means Beef.....and....beer." Styk 4/26/02 549. "He's looking a little thin in the gills." Kathy 4/26/02 550. "I got a pimple the size of a golf ball on my face." "That's because it's on your face." Deb and Kathy 4/23/02 551. "I'm Karl's cousin's wife." Kurt Neff 4/26/02 552. "You can't have a champion with the belt." Styk 4/29/02 553. "You do better if auctions are loud as opposed to silent." Deb 4/30/02 554. "Don't you think the Social Security guys would be up front, and the president in the back?" Deb 5/1/02 555. "This beer is just not getting warm in the fridge." Sue 5/3/02 556. "Didn't one of the Vanillis die?" Lisa 5/3/02 557. "Bob Denver was a key witness in the rock music lawsuit." Karl 5/3/02 558. "Natacha!" Lisa 5/3/02 559. "It's Don Ho.....I mean, Don King!" Lisa 5/3/02 560. "That's when Sue was in the beer." Lisa 5/5/02 561. "I'm so busy, I don't even have time to masturbate.....I'm just kidding......I have plenty of time to masturbate." Karl 562. "You mean they are going to put in an elevator for a handicapped elevator?" Debbie 5/23/02 (confused about the fact that they are putting an elevator in Lucy the Elephant in Margate). 563. "I know when I have liquid alcohol poisoning!" Christine 6/2/02 564. "I know when I'm vomitating from alcohol!" Christine 6/2/02 565. "Can I have the tampon, um, I mean the tambourine?" Christine 6/1/02 566. "I want the vodka with the lemon fritters?' Sue 6/1/02 567. "I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name." "I don't believe she was throwing it." Crazy lady and Sue 6/7/02 568. "Brandon, you had those 21 year-old garlic girls.!" Karl 6/19/02 570. "I love wearing my bare feet!" Sue 6/20/02 571. "You should see my couch kitchen." Lisa 7/4/02 572. " I'll see you at the whore-shore." Christine 7/4/02 573. "I'll be 2-pac Sue Kane, and you can be Sue-Pac Six-Pack." 574. "My arm has an arm of its own." Drew 7/3/02 575. "Hey there, poodle bird!" Karl 7/4/02 576. "Mark, you probably only snore in your sleep." Sue 7/4/02 577. "The Adirondacks - Who would be crazy enough to live there, people who want to be comfortable?" Sue 7/5/02 578. "I'll get there before midnight, or else my pumpkin will turn into a shoe." Karl 7/6/02 579. "Harold Ramis was really cute in Stripes." "And Ghostbusters too." Lisa and Karl 7/5/02 580. "The sofa on the porch is nice." Sue talking about the bench 6/23/02 581. "If you get water on her, the Mermaid Turns into a mermaid." 7/11/02 582. "The butcher, the baker, the meat hook man." Sue 7/12/02 583. "Yahtzee makes crapping more negotiable." Karl 7/12/02 584. "I came at hello." Sue 7/12/02 585. "That guy drank some bad weed." Rich 7/15/02 586. "I had a cousin named Bree who died in a car accident." "Really? Is she ok?" Brandon and Christine 7/14/02 587. "I have cry marks." Karl 7/30/02 588. "Thank you for my day." Sue 7/31/02 589. "Julia Child is 90 years old....she's on display at the Smithsonian." Kathy, 8/20/02 590. "How the fuck does a lake flood?" "Rakes can flood." Styk and Karl 8/23/02 591. "I'm aging myself. "Kathy 8/27/02 592. "It makes the liquor dicker." Doug 8/24/02 593. "I cannot responsible for that." Lisa 8/24/02 594. "The teeth I went to the dentist for!" Anita 9/1/02 595. "He has a Herman Simpson bowling shirt on!" Lisa 9/11/02 596. "Is the French Connection still going on?" Christine 9/21/02 597. " A tea and jam that goes with bread." Sue 9/07/02 598. "Too much Wawa, and not enough vulture." Lisa 9/07/02 599. "Your pendulum of vulturedom has gone too far." Lisa 9/07/02 600. "We need an under-hidden camera." Sue 9/07/02
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