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701. "It's 60 degrees, I checked the thermonster." Sue 10/20/03 702. "Did you close early last night?" Sue asking Karl if he fell asleep early. 10/21/03 703. "Hey Ryk, where can I buy aqua shoes?" "If worse came to worse, you could buy white shoes and dye them." Karl and Ryk 11/3/03 704. "Karl, your hands are so soft and smooth." "That's because I used to be a bank teller." Steve and Karl 11/06/03 705. "So, what else do you do besides look hot?" Davers 11/8/03 706. "If I ordered a daquiri back up in Boston, I'd beat myself up." Matt (from Boston) 11/13/03 707. "Screw heart! I got ass!" Cliff (about his first conquest, and the lack of emotions that went with it) 11/17/03 708. "Yeah, he's married with a wife." Mark 11/28/03 709. "Let's go drink some liquid water at the Toll House." Styk 11/29/03 710. "If you are being boring, you are a "bore-ass." Christine 12/7/03 711. "I'm updating my computer area...I have my headless phone over here..." - Mark 12/17/03 712. "I never throw up from puking." Cliff 12/17/03 713. "Next thing you know, there'll be blatant nudity on the railroad." Cliff 12/17/03 714. "Look man, I don't own any band shirts......except the one I'm wearing." Ryk 12/16/03 715. "Ah yes, nothing spells wedding like Rickshaw." Karl 12/20/03 716. "I have more Hot Roast Beef in the Freezer". Styk's Mother-in-law 12/24/03 717." The first Bond movie I ever saw in the theatres was Octopussy...I thought there'd be a scene....I thought they'd show eight of them." Karl 1/7/04 718. "You guys make food taste good." Cliff 1/8/04 719. "What's Mean Joe Greene's real name?" Cliff 1/9/04 720. "We'll have time to turk the cookie." Sue 1/19/04 721. "I done net sended it to him." Ryk 1/30/04 722. "This is Karl's husband Sue." Janett 1/31/04 723. "Didn't you like that jacket....uh, I mean joke." Sue 1/31/04 724. "His nostrils are so big, that he would break his foot if a booger came outta there." Ray 2/1/04 725. "It's no 'P' Tuesday.....except for it's Monday." - Karl 2/2/04 726. "Where did these wings come from?" "Chickens." Steve and Karl 2/1/04 727. "Why is it called the Tation Tavern?" Sue 2/7/04 not seeing the S in the first word on the sign. 728. "Please God, don't make me thin, just give me earwax instead!" Matt 2/7/04 729. "I have a bad case of depth perception." Ryk 2/13/04 730. "That's in the beheye (pronounced buh-hi) of the older." Ryk 2/17/04 731. "He's not gonna be the 300-400 carry-a-guy year." Styk 2/21/04 732. "Sympathy is what killed the cat." Ryk 2-24-04 733. "That white top and navy pants are so cute together, it's that Norwegian look." "You mean nautical?" Kathy, Debba, and Denise - 3/1/04 734. "The number 4, or the letter 4?" Karl 3/4/04 735. "Your growmatter is wrong." Ryk 3/4/04 736. "I'll ruin your world with my face." Christine 3/6/04 737. "Naked is O.K" Karl 3/10/04 738. "Did you use a blade or a razor?" 3/15/04 739. "I watch wrestling." "Irish wrestling?" Karl and Emilia 3/19/04 740. "Dude, I'm not going to launch a missile at your house!" Ryk 3/23/04 741. "You are the sharpest drawer in the kitchen." Karl 3/24/04 742. "I don't have any money, so I need to go
out.......and get money." Ryk 743. ""I didn't always not have HBO." Ryk 4/20/04 744. "Did that jacket come with that breast....I mean Dress?" Ange 5/3/04images 745. "Oh, you're going to see the statue of David!. Isn't he geographically correct?." Kathy 5/13/04 746. "I just want to light them on fire." Ryk 5/4/04 747. "Lever Net go of the fun-ness." Ryk 5/27/04 748. "I wouldn't be the same if I was different" - Karl, 6/1/04 749. "If you are going to quote my stupidity, quote me right!" - Ryk 6/1/04 750. "No messy with my car." - Ryk 6/1/04 751. "I would've kicked my little ass if I was a teacher." Rob 6/21/04 752. " I like Big Balls....wait, I don't like
Big Balls, but I like the 753. "When we go to the ocean beach..." Karl 6/12/04 754. "I earned the money shoveling lawns." Karl 6/12/04 755. "Their mouths are that big...they don't need teeth brush." Ryk 06/24/04 756. "My E's and L's look eerily familiar.... or similar." Ryk 6/24/04 757. "You know, the basketball courts with the chain walls around them." "You mean, fences? Ryk and Karl 6/29/04 758. "I didn't get that....until I got it." Ryk 7/1/04 759. ""Drew's responses to anything,
'Refrigerate after opening,' they are all 760. "I don't like carnivals. You know why?
Because I hate people, that's 761. "I won't be eating any popsicle sticks anymore." Karl 7/15/04 762. "He's got his own ecosystem on the side of his neck." Karl 7/16/04 763. "That wasn't out of stupidty for me that time...it was out of ignorance." Ryk 7/22/04 764. "There is no luck...there is only hate." Ryk 7/22/04 765. "It's fun to work with the inept." Ryk 7/22/04 766. "What is that disease called when you bleed from the inside out?" Ryk 8/6/04 767. "Hey dad, here's a gallon of protein." Karl 8/7/04 768. "It's twelve-o'clot." Lisa 8/12/04 769. "I always sniffed my dittos." Lisa 8/18/04 770. "Church Himey - You go to church once in a while, or often...and you're Jewish... You don't hear it often, because there aren't many of them." Lisa 8/10/04 771. "Oh my God, I think the neighborhood farted." Lisa 8/8/04 772. "I have an itch on my soldier blades." Karl 8/10/04 773. "I'm a big proposer of seat belts." Sue 8/8/04 774. "It was so bad that I said to Sue, 'There's no breeze on the beach." Lisa 8/9/04 775. "Your garlic is still in the chair." Lisa 8/9/04 776. "You'll be catapulted over there." "As long as I'm not dogapulted." Lisa and Karl 8/9/04 777. "Sue, can you drink a paper towel?" Lisa 8/10/04 778. "It was a baxta.....I mean accident." Lisa 8/9/04 779. "Smokey and the Bear." Karl 8/11/04 780. "That was a bassil....I mean bad sentence." Lisa 8/10/04 781. "You're scary. When I say scary, I don't
mean the bad parts of scary." 782. "Those Seakers spuck." Ryk 9/14/04 783. "I'm going for my second master's degree....dude." Karl 9/12/04 784. "He is a nightcase...er, nutcase." - ryk 10/11/04 785. "There is nothing worse for a QB than throwing an interception and then getting dick-slapped on the return!" - Smokin' Steve 9/27/04 786. regarding using waders - "Protect yourself
against leeches and 787. "Looks like your egg caught one of my retard sperm." Karl 10-27-04 788. "You make the bed, I gotta puke." Colleen 11/?/04 789. "....because the republicans are building
gay landing strips for 790. "I'm a late bird...I catch no worm." Styk 11/12/04 793. "What are they doing, slaughtering the cows for his sandwich? Um, Ryk, we are in Chick Fil-A....they don't serve beef." Ryk and Karl 11/16/04 794. "Speed kills.....but fat smothers." Karl 11/26/04 795. “My ears are ringing! Can you hear them?” Donna 11/25/04 796. "The waters have been planted." Ryk 12/1/04 797. "Crack, snapple, pop." "...... You mean, snap, crackle pop?" Ryk and Karl 12-10-04 798. "I can't do two things at twice!" Ryk 12/20/04 799. ""Did that bartender put on
make-up......or did she fall into a pie?"
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