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100. "I have to stop at the Nittany
office." Matt 3/18/94
101. "What’s the difference between an elephant and
Karl?" "The elephant has to sit on a nut and wait for it to turn
into an acorn." Jim and Karl 3/17/94
102. "That was a hook and ladder. Must’ve been a tall
fire." 3/19/94
103. "Maybe they have some spark plugs. You can firecharge
your Audi!" Jim 3/25/94
104. "Do you mean the cleavage bitch with the braces?"
Matt 3/25/94
105. "Are you gonna slap around that Hershey pussy?" Jim
3/25/94
106. "I can go platinum in about an hour." Matt 3/25/94
107. "You’re not my mom!" Dean 3/26/94
108. "I would never be caught dead in a ghetto!" Jim
3/31/94
109. "I can’t find the elephant of surprise in the periodic
charts." 4/11/94
110. "Is that the Hawaiian national team?" Jim 4/11/94
111. "Back when Checkeslovakia was still a town." Karl
4/11/94
112. " Let’s hijack the Coors bus!" Karl 4/15/94
113. "I just want to show you the hole in the joxers."
Matt 4/15/94
114. "Isn’t that awesome to see how many gores you can skoal?"
Brandon 4/14/94
115. "Matt slammed the phone door on my face!" Karl
4/15/94
116. " I’m a heterosapien!" Karl 4/15/94
117. "It’s not Matt, It’s Matt." Karl 4/15/94
118. " It’s Raeger on Yoids!" Matt 4/15/94
119. "I hope there are not a lot of steaks in here!" Karl
4/15/94
120. "Dean’s farts go away, but Matt’s stick days."
Karl 4/16/94
121. "Matt’s going to eat for the cycle." Brandon
4/14/94
122. "My eyeballs almost popped outta my eyes!" Jim
4/17/94
123. "I wouldn’t give a squirt of piss rats!" Matt
4/17/94
124. "Yeah, he filled his mouth up with water and turned the
hose on!" Matt 4/16/94
125. "The mouse is hand!" Matt 4/17/94
126. "We could get a gallstone storm!" Karl 4/27/94
127. "The heavens are gonna open up and God’s gonna shoot
down!" Matt 4/27/94
128. "The rains were seating." Matt 4/27/94
129. "If you see Keith, find him!" Karl 5/1/94
130. "My week is like exam week without any tests." Keith
5/1/94
131. "Remember when you threw me in the bedrock? I mean
bathtub?" Karl 5/1/94
132. "We can make Brian’s chest stairs hand up!" Matt
5/2/94
133. "It’s like horseshoes and crabs!" Matt 5/2/94
134. "I woke up at 6:30 because I heard fire!" Matt
5/3/94
135. "Look, it’s open cement!" Matt 5/3/94
136. "She had nice boobos, I mean boobies!" Karl 5/3/94
137. "Let’s pour scolding hot water on
Matt!" Jim 5/3/94
138. "You have to wear your feet in the bar." Red Lady
5/3/94
139. "Matt has an 8’oclock day tomorrow." Karl 5/3/94
140. "They are sleeping on the coach!" Matt 5/4/94
141. "If Dean porks Penny, she won’t be kosher
anymore." Karl 5/4/94
142. "I want blue celery with cheese." Jim 5/4/94
143. "If I fart, I’m not hungry." Matt 5/5/94
144. "We could pull enough energy out of this place to run the
Nagra!" Matt 5/6/94
145. "The closest thing to sex for me is to fart." Dean
5/6/94
146. "You’re gonna hit the mailbox, uh, I mean
mailman." Matt 5/6/94
147. "I got C’s in all the classes I got D’s in."
Matt 5/6/94
148. "Matt’s gonna pull up a chair at the buffet
table." Karl 5/6/94 149. "Your math
professor is figuring out your grade, Dean. He’s probably using his
fingers!" Karl 5/6/94
150. "Isn’t grout the stuff you put around the tub to keep
it from getting..." Matt 5/6/94
151. "When I get tired, I need sleep!" Cindy 5/6/94
152. "We didn’t want to see the sea whales die!" Matt
4/18/94
153. "Where are we gonna put all of this sofa?" Matt
4/18/94
153. "It’s a chain effect thing." Karl 4/20/94
154. "Yo dude, they are building plants." Matt 4/20/94
155. "Psychic friends. You can tell where your friends
are." Dean 4/21/94
156. "I got a color discoloration." Karl 4/22/94
157. "I’m naked, I can’t see. I’m blind." Matt
4/23/94
158. "How long is foot long?" Holly 5/24/94
159. "Is she naked?" Holly 5/24/94 (asking about a
picture of a woman in the shower)
160. "Up telescope, I mean periscope!" Karl 5/8/95
161. "Aren’t you supposed to cut flowers a slanty way?"
"You mean on an angle?" Vanessa and
Karl 6/29/95
162. "Where in Michigan are you staying at?" "Right
outside of it!" Brandon and Karl
163. "You should at least have gotten the thorns without the
roses!" Suzanne
164. "I’d like a hot glass of coffee!" Matt 7/15/95
165. "My parents molded my sweat glands when I was born!"
Matt
166. "Matt rocks himself back to sleep trying to get up!"
Karl
167. "I’d roll you over like a bad habit!" Rich 10/1/95
168. "Is Matt fat because of beer or because he drinks a
lot?" Kristy 2/3/96
169. "Did you have sex with Nancy?" "No!"
"What stopped you?" "The Game Warden."
Karl, Matt and Brandon
170. "That tractor jack turned over!" Kristy
171. "Where the hell is the clothes soap?" Derek Boyko
172. "I thought we were going to New Jersey, not Atlantic
City!" Cindy
173. "A stapler without staples is like a body without a
soul." Karl 12/3/96
174. "Karl, they have chocolate milk, and they warmed it
up!" "Do you mean Hot chocolate?"
Mom and Karl
175. "He’s so fat, he brushes his teeth with butter!"
Ray 1/3/97
176. "Nobody complained about my licker before!" Lady at
bank 3/21/95
177. "I’d give the crust of Christ for her!" Matt
3/24/95
178. "Do you have any frequent diner cards?" "No,
but if we did, you’d qualify." Matt and
waitress 3/24/95
179. "You couldn’t handle me!" "Why, do you
stink?" Jenn Schaub and Karl 3/25/95
180. "Fish Hunkies..... Fish Monkeys, uh, I mean Sea Monkeys,
goddammit!" Matt 3/25/95
181. "It’s been sitting around for 15 minutes in good pizza
mode!" Matt 3/25/95
182. "Trying to get Matt out of the bathtub is like trying to
pull a snail out of it’s shell!" Brandon
3/26/95
183. "They are red, and have a small key opener on them, I
mean bottle opener!" Jim 3/26/95
184. "I’m gonna screw her until she isn’t screwed
anymore!" Karl 4/8/95
185. "Shut up, dashbag!" Karl 4/8/95
186. "What would you do if you were drafted in the first
round?" "I’d probably go out and
get a burger." Brandon and Matt.
187. "Beggars can’t be cheesies." Johnnay 2/22/95
188. "You can’t call a black cow a black cow." Johnnay
2/22/95
189. "Holly should get the department of transportation to
jackhammer her face!" Matt
190. "Allright, Duke!" Karl
191. "Wait until I put the rotary dial down, I mean the
window!" Karl
192. "Look at the loon!" Brandon
193. "Did you fart?" "Past tense."
"Farted?" Matt and Karl
194. " Windfart!" Matt
195. "Were they playing bed poker?" Karl
196. "Maybe we can get a moose in the jungle!" Matt
197. "Have a good luck!" Cliff Williams 3/9/95
198. "Today there is the same amount of light as there is
day!" Anthony Castellucio 3/21/95
199. "Dude, we had to put down the elbow-separators, uh, I
mean the armrests! |