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"I used to watch my parents fill the air conditioner with
gasoline." Karl 9/07/02
602. "I finally got my hands on Erwin's tomatoes." Sue 603. "You have to check out this new band. They are Welch." Matt 10/02/02 604. "Have you seen Power Plant Live yet?" "No, I hear it is pretty cool." "You won't believe it. You'll fall over your fucking legs." Matt, Brandon, Matt 10/02/02 605. "What is that song that the Stones sang with Dave Matthews, "Heartbreak Hotel?" Matt 10/02/02 609. "I saw people putting down $100 playing Jack Black." Inga 10/5/02 610. "Is Styk having a next year?" Sue 10/12/02 611. "You can put a ten-gallon hat on anybody and they would look like every cowboy." Lisa 10/12/02 612. "Karl, have you tried that Citrinella drink?" Craig 10/12/02 613. "I have to stretch my leaves...I mean, knees." Lisa 10/12/02 614. "Karl, I should bring my dog Hexy to your wedding." "Yeah, she can be the pall bearer....I mean ring bearer." Styk and Karl 10/13/02 615. "A gush of wind." Kathy 10/25/02 616. "I have more moves than Ex-lax." Jerry from the Toll-House 10/25/02 617. "When I drink warm, I get winer." Sue 10/26/02 618. "I can't wait to eat breakfast at Bob Denver's....I mean, Bob Evans!" Karl 10/26/02 619. "I think that person overdeuced." Lisa 11/01/02 620. "I hope he beats that karate jujitsu magufu!" Lisa 11/07/02 621. "I looked like two swans on pogo sticks." Lisa 11/9/02 622. "I fell and my feet hit the ceiling." Lisa 11/9/02 623. "She left the play at half-time." Deb 11/18/02 624. "Polish? I didn't know it was a language, I thought they only had accents." Kathy 11/18/02 625. "That girl is a looney-tuna." Mark 11/17/02 626. "I won't answer that question on the grounds that it may intimidate me....I mean, incriminate me." Debba 11/21/02 627. "What's that guy's name again?" "I think it's Chuck." "No, you are way off! It's Charlie." Kathy and Karl 11/22/02 628. "Ron knows his some!" Kathy 11/25/02 629. "It was tough to play football because the floor was muddy." Karl 11/29/02 630. "Who was that cult leader on that island, Chim-Chimmity?" Deb 12/6/02 631. "You aren't wearing your new shirt, Karl!" "That's because I haven't gotten it yet!" Kathy and Karl 12/06/02 632. "I'd rather watch those momentos commercials." Mark 12/5/02 633. "I'm Mister Heat Meister..." Sue 12/13/02 634. "Somebody throw that toenail out of here!" Lisa 12/21/02 635. "For my new year's resolution, I'm going to stop dropping the 'ing's' on my words and I'm also going to stop complianin'." Denise 1/7/03 636. "It's kind of like Tom Finn or Huck Sawyer." Jeff Nicholas 1/7/03 637. "Karl, when did you start working here?" "July 6." "Was that near July 4 at the time?" Kathy and Karl 1/8/03 638. "What is the name of the mistress of ceremonies?" Debba 1/30/03 639. "What's that musical that was based in Hawaii called, Oklahoma?" "You mean, South Pacific?" Kathy and Debbie 1/29/03 640. "They use Frozen ice." Karl 1/31/03 641. "Have you ever tried Irish Tequila?" Mark 3/16/03 642. "It would be like a run-by shooting." Mark 3/28/03 643.. "Did you put the baby in the trash...er, bed?" Styk 3/29/03 644. "Did I get software with this salad....er, utensils?" Kathy 5/1/03 645. "What is that thing bulging out of his pocket?" Denise 5/1/03 646. "I'll have the black chocolate ice cream." Karl 5/11/03 647. "There is more than one way to slice a cat." Emilia 5/27/03 648. "Tomorrow will be the 903rd time I will have seen the beer delivery person." 5/24/03 649. "Black-hobo-gay-hobo." Lisa 5/23/03 650. "If you mixed Larry Brown, Mr. Roper, and the warden from Shawshank Redemption, you would get Mr.Wardroperpoper." Lisa, 5/31/03 651. "We could have a super robot team!" Christine 6/8/03 652. "We have noses like hawks!" Cliff 6/12/03 653. "You just don't do that to a Ninja." Karl 6/16/03 654. "Hey, you are going bald." "I can control my baldness about as much as I can control your weight problem." Bar chick and Davers 6/20/03 655."Nothing lasts forever, so I hope that your marriage lasts longer than nothing" Dave-Dog 6/20/03 656. "You've introduced yourself to him 4 times already." "I just wanted to make a good impression." Lisa and Davd-Dog 6/20/03 657. "You're getting married on November 8? That sounds like that Guns and Roses song, 'Knock-knock-knockin' on Davie's door." Dave-Dog 6/20/03 658. "I don't mind repainting. I'm such a slut.... I mean klutz." Sue 6/19/03 659. "It's a world-wide event." "What's that, 'Hands Across America?" Ryk and Fran 6/24/03 660. "What's that movie starring John Belushi?" "Monkey House?" Brandon and Christine 6/20/03 661. "It
would be different if the hand was on the other foot." Mark
6/23/03 663. "I know where the Pacific Northwest is - Japan!", Cliff 7/16/03 664. "It's like Two Weeks Notice with Hugh Grant and Sandra Day O'Connor." Lisa 7/15/03 665. "We just crossed the Mason-Dicken Line." Christine 7/12/03 666. "You have rodeo duty." Christine instructing Brandon that he is in charge of the radio while she drove 7/12/03 667. "I am going to have a big breakfast and a hoagie for lunch." Christine 7/10/03 668. "They'll rip your legs off and hit you with your hands." Cliff 7/8/03 669. "Manilow. That's for the laymaners." Karl 7/5/03 670 "Before I met Karl, I was pretty loney." Sue 7/5/03 671. "You're not a real man unless you've had balls in your mouth." Cliff 7/3/03 672. "You know what today is?" "The day after tomorrow?" Karl and Ryk 7/3/03 673. "Karl is everyone's bitch." Fran 7/2/03 674. "Wait. What is that? The Disney Chicken?" Christine asking about Foghorn Leghorn 7/1/03 675. "Mung." Matt describing where to put the trash 7/12/03 676. "Do you have bad luck when you walk under an elevator?" Cliff 7/18/03 677. "Oh my god, how much do I wish this lid was squeezy cheese?" Sue 7/18/03 678. "I'm very perspective!" Jen Dina 7/22/03 679. "Are you going to connect me or not, because if not, we really don't have anything else to talk about. Lisa 7-29-03 680. "I love this apartment... Err song. Sue 7-29-03 681. "Every TV gets their own table?!?! Lisa 7/29/03 682. "All the temperatures are in funny Cs!" Lisa 7/29/03 683. " He's the man! He's the man! He's the man! Wait, I don't know who the man is anymore..." random drunk MSU 19 year old at Hoops 7/29/03 684. " Look at those big ski ramps! Lisa 7/31/03 685. "Go flyers!"- random guy remarking on Karl's Flyers shirt "Thanks!" Karl 7/31/03 686. ''I'm a court gesture" Karl 7/29/03 689. "Those are not plastic-adhesive thoughts." Lisa 8-2-03 690. " 24, 28, 26..... wait, what is today's date?" Ryk 8/4/03 691. "We can't play in the rain, because the backstop melts." Cliff 8/4/03 692. "The dog shines on my ass all of the time!" Cliff 8/4/03 693. "It really hurts here, because I have no feeling." Cliff 8/7/03 694. "He's not taller than his tallness." Ryk 8/18/03 695. "The sky is coming out." "Yeah, it looks like it is." Arty and Mark 8/16/03 696. "It's not so nice when you are not the holder of the ball." Cliff 8/27/03 697. "Who's the engineer here?" Fran "Who's the idiot here? Wait, that's me." Karl 9/11/03 698. "Donuts didn't start for me here. I had donuts way before I started here!" Ryk 9/15/03 699. "Mick Foley was involved with backdoor wrestling?" Cliff 9/15/03 |