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200. "I’ve got swamp ass!" Brian
201. "Dude, what are you trying to do, construct my stomach?
Uh, I mean constrict." Matt
202. "Dude, this soda is blonde, I mean diet!" Matt
203. "That is a Swiss army tie!" Brian’s friend Nick
204. "Did you get windburn on your ass from that fart?"
Brian’s friend Nick
205. "Do you have a smoking preference?" "Uhh.......
Marlboro." Waitress and Matt
207. "That fucking shits!" Johnnay 5/7/96
208. "He hired P.J. Carli....., P.J. Carli...., P.J. Carli.....,
The head coach of Seton Hall!" Johnnay
5/9/96
209. "Is Johnnay there?" "He’s in the
clapper." Bobby Kaelin
210. "Drew is still in Central Coast time!" Rich
211. "Drew’s dad grabbed the house!" Styk
212. "Karl, I’m having a 4th of July party!"
"Really, what day are you having it?" Nick and
Karl
213. "Dude, you gotta watch the MTV music awards!"
"Oh yeah? What channel is it on?" Jeff Alexander and Karl
214. "Don’t spill the rug!" Nick
215. "Karl, you are a wedge pound!" Nick
216. "That is a nice necklace, I mean briefcase, uh
bracelet!" Karl
217. "The governors are too busy trying to get raisons for
themselves!" Dave
218. "The sun doesn’t come out this early down the
shore!" Cindy at 9:30 AM
219. "How do you want your eggs? How do you make eggs?"
Kristy
220. "Matt’s feet don’t get wet in the shower."
"Neither does the tub." Karl and Brandon 221. "The more yellow the piss is, the less hydrated you are, right?" "No, the clearer your
piss is, the more hydrated you are." Brett and Karl
222. "The ball almost hit the giant goose on the court, uh, I
mean course!" Matt
223. "I almost knocked the goal off the net!" Grant
224. "There seems to be a cess-pool of Bentleys!" Brett
225. "Karl, do you want a thirsty?" Matt 1/19/97
226. "I’m gonna mail a stamp!" Karl 1/18/97
227. "Matt’s feet stink!" "That’s probably
because I have my hand on my balls!" Matt and Brandon 1/28/97
228. "Mark, you couldn’t catch him if you had a motor shoved
up your ass!" Rich 2/14/97
229. "Do those come in adult size?" Ray in a men’s
bathroom
230. "Keith, don’t you have to sit to pee?" Ray
231. "Why aren’t their jerseys dirty?" "Because
they’re waterproof!" Karl and Rich
232. "I have to
put gas in my tire." Matt 3/30/97
233. "Karl,
you’re a chap hat!" Matt 3/30/97
234. "Pick her up like a watermelon." Matt 3/30/97
235. "Karl, you have shrimp ass on your friggin forehead.
" Shannon 4/15/97
236. "Is Nick that Mexican who lives in Costa Rica?" Karl
4/20/97
237. "What is
that movie ‘Silence is Golden’ about?" Cindy 4/23/97
238. "Look,
it’s a Jew and a Hymie." Karl 4/6/97
239. "August
is the toughest time of the month!" Brandon, July 4th, 1997
240. "Dogs
are like fresh water sharks!" Karl, July 4th, 1997
241. "Horse
horse, uhh, I mean Horse number 3!" Deaner, 7/22/97
242. "I
have 1 minute until race 20!" Dean before buying a ticket for race 1
that was 20 minutes away.
243. "Look,
there are walking people out there!" Johnnay, 8/12/97
244. "Did
you ever notice that most waitresses are good looking?" Johnnay,
8/12/97
245. "Either
there is something wrong with the lighter, or my thumb is broken."
Matt, 8/19/97
246. "I
went to Wade’s tavern and they had penny cent night!" Karl 8/15/97
247. "I’m
as high as a brick!" Matt 9/5/97
248. "Where
is the cup and saucer quartet, uh, I mean ensemble." Matt 9/5/97
249. "O-R-L-E
- S-E-X, that’s what it means to me…. Wait, that is not how you spell
oral!" Matt trying to sing the Respect song 9/6/97
250. "That
dude was bottle-necking it, uh, I mean rubbernecking." Matt 9/7/97
251. "Would
you join me for a cup of sink water?" Karl & John in Ireland
10/26/97
252. "Karl,
You are a Benedict Arnell!:" Kathy Ward 10/27/97
253. "Did
you ever notice that there are no black people in the Jeffersons?"
Karl 10/27/97
254. "Give
me my house, I mean water!" Matt 11/16/97
255. "Saskatchewan?
Isn’t that the guy who Lee Majors used to beat up?" Matt 11/16/97
256. "Be
Careful." Matt warning Karl after sitting on a broken chair 11/16/97
257. "The
moonwalk room!" Matt taking Karl into the Kitchen to show him how to
moonwalk
258. "Let’s
go to the 7-house, uh 7-11." Matt 11/16/97
259. "Yo
bitch, I’m trying to look at the map in my head!" Matt 11/16/97
260. "I
have the capability of surrapting an hour!" Matt 11/16/97
261. "Shit!
I think we smoked half of my face!" Matt 11/16/97
262. "I’m
gonna kick you in the onion!" Matt 12/29/97
263. "It
sounds like somebody is running around grabbing pounds." Matt
12/29/97
264. "I’m
gonna kick you in the cornea!" Shannon
265. "I’m gonna
step on your toe until you are dead!" Shannon
266. "Open the
dick, uh, I mean window!" Matt 3/1/98
267. "There
is a difference between scrambled and hardcore scrambled" Bill
5/22/98
268. "Dude, look
at the food full of all that table!" Matt 9/2/98
269. "Tommy
is that your wallet beeping?" Drew 10/2/98
270. "Tommy, the
stock market is going so far south, when you put me on hold, the music was
the sound of penguins chirping." Styk
271.
"Let’s go to the pizza mouse." Matt 10/11/98
272. "I'm
gonna get Frost burn!" Mark
4/7/99
273. "Aren't
the yearbooks on the Ottoman?" Trish 4/6/99
274. "I'm gonna
be 29 the day after my birthday!"
Trish 2/14/99
275. “Keep it on the
way-low” Karl 12/4/99
276. “Dad’s
gonna have a cornea when he hears about this one!” Karl 12/5/99
277. “This is
the last Christmas of 1999.” Trish
12/24/99
278. “I’m gonna be
stoned until (exhale) 4-Day” Matt
8/1/99 279. “Monkey…..Bomb…..person!” Karl 8/1/99 280. “I’ll have the prime rib, baked potato, and salad with French Fry dressing.” Inga, 12/31/99 281. “Virginia – One bass-ackwards town!” Karl 1/7/00 282. “Ladies, if you’re interested, there is an auto race on TV inside.” Ray 283. “Arty is so tense right now, you couldn’t shove a needle up his ass with a jackhammer.” Ray 284. “Oh, I’m sorry, Long Duck Silver.” Karl talking to Brandon 3/26/00 285. “If you got a girlfriend, you got problems.” Bill Brooks 4/14/00 286. “Don’t want it, don’t need it!” Karl talking about the backboard 4/14/00 287. “You know why they have backboards in basketball? Because white people use them.” Bill Brooks 4/14/00 288. “Blow me, give me a hand job.” “Let me rub my dick on your ass.” Bill Brooks 4/14/00 289. “I’m gonna do her like a stamp….I’m gonna lick her, and then I’m gonna fuck her!” Karl 5/27/00 290. “I’m gonna leave a dick-mark!” Karl 5/27/00 291. “Sluts are gonna carry turtles?” Sheri 5/27/00 292. “Way to go, Miss Cleansley!” Karl 5/27/00 293. “Sorry, I didn’t realize there was a towel cold!” Karl 5/28/00 294. “Brandon hit the tee box with the horse shoes.” Karl 5/28/00 295. “Right about time, the funk soul brother!” Craig 5/28/00 296. “Welcome to Hilton, how can I talk to you?” Craig, 5/28/00 297. “Jenn’s doing Riverboat dancing!” Karl 6/2/00 298. “Look, I found a silver-dollar!” Karl finding a sand dollar in the ocean 6/2/00 299. “Is it far tide?” Jenn 6/2/00
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